KARL LAGERFELD PARIS Men's Slim-Fit Shorts - $33.18 (58% off) with code: VIPSale

Jay needed new shorts for his less intimidating, casual look that he planned to wear when hosting the acting coach classes featuring all the hottest, young starlets in Hollywood. He told Randall to pick him out 'something that fits great without making me look too fussy.' Randall took that to mean 'not like him'... Randall hates Jay. He was googling wooden stakes when he found a great deal on these Karl Lagerfeld Paris slim-fit carpenter shorts at Macy's. The all-black design with its clean lines and subtle utility loop perfectly suited Jay's vision of 'approachable power.' Jay was genuinely pleased with the selection—a rare occurrence that confused Randall deeply. The vampire royal particularly appreciated how the slim-fit accentuated his physique while the cotton fabric moved naturally as he demonstrated 'emotional vulnerability' to wide-eyed aspiring actresses. The carpenter loop, meant for tools, ironically became the perfect place for Jay to hang the small crystal vial of 'special cologne' he used to enhance his already supernatural charisma.

KARL LAGERFELD PARIS Men's Slim-Fit Shorts, Created for Macy's - Macy's