"I swear I'm not being fake!" Jeans

These 90's Pinch Waist AGOLDE jeans aren't just premium denim—they're Jill's tactical uniform for appearing casually flawless while secretly plotting her Hollywood comeback from the depths of Underwood. The high-waisted silhouette was selected after she analyzed exactly which cut makes people trust her implicitly while simultaneously forgetting she's the smartest person in the room.

Made from 100% organic cotton (because even calculating masterminds care about sustainability), these jeans feature light whiskering and strategic fading that Jill specifically chose to suggest she's been living a carefree life instead of meticulously engineering her escape from a vampire underworld. The 15" knee narrowing to a 13" leg opening creates the precise silhouette needed for strutting confidently from Krush's back room meetings to "chance" encounters with influential power players.

Jill pairs these with everything from barely-there slip tops for evening manipulations to casual tees for daytime reconnaissance. The button fly provides the ideal amount of vintage authenticity to her carefully constructed "just a normal LA girl" persona that has everyone from club owners to Hollywood agents falling over themselves to help her.

At $187, these are the one item in her wardrobe she didn't have to hunt down at discount prices—because Jill understands that sometimes you have to invest in quality basics that make everything else look exponentially more expensive. She's memorized exactly which poses make these jeans look like they cost twice as much in photographs that "accidentally" end up being seen by the right people.

When complimented, Jill will casually mention these are "just some old jeans I've had forever," despite having researched the exact brand and cut worn by every successful actress who's made the leap from indie darling to A-list within the last decade.

• Note: The 5-pocket styling provides ample space for Jill to conceal anything from stolen security cards to the various phone numbers of industry players she's collected—all while appearing to be nothing more than a beautiful woman in perfect-fitting denim."

AGOLDE 90's Pinch Waist in Portrait | REVOLVE